About Us

We're the rebels of wellness.

While other brands are busy preaching from their pristine pedestals about quinoa consciousness and dawn meditation mantras, we're over here speaking fluent real life.

You know that 3 p.m. energy crash that hits like a freight train? The cycle of reaching for your fourth coffee while silently promising yourself you'll "start fresh Monday"? The frustration of feeling like your body is working against you instead of with you?

We see you. We are you.

At metabloome, we don't do guilt, we don't do impossible, and we sure as hell don't do boring. We do transformation that fits into your beautifully chaotic, perfectly imperfect life.

Our secret weapon? An ancient South American powerhouse called Yerba Mate, masterfully orchestrated with Lion's Mane for mental clarity, apple fiber for that satisfied feeling, and probiotics to keep your gut (and mood) singing. It's like having a personal wellness guru in your corner, minus the judgment and Sanskrit.

This is for the woman who's done settling for "fine." Who's tired of fighting her cravings, her energy, her own damn body. Who's ready for one simple ritual that doesn't ask her to become someone else—just the most vibrant version of herself.

One scoop. One moment. One choice that changes everything.

No trends. No gimmicks. No wellness theater. Just pure, unapologetic transformation that tastes as good as it makes you feel.

Ready to flip the script from "Why is this so hard?" to "Holy shit, I actually feel incredible"?

Your rebellion starts now.